Two Kinds Of

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I believe there are only two types of

computers

Those who work

and

those who do what they want

In life, you'll meet two types of...

Couches

Those who Suck you in

and

those who Reject you entirely

I believe there are only two types of

Cats

Those who that ignore you entirely

and

those who that pay no attention to you at all

In life, you'll meet two types of...

People

Those who put milk in first then cereal

and

those who put cereal in first then milk

I believe there are only two types of

People

Those who use dark mode

and

those who use light mode

Things fall into two categories:

People

Those who save everything to their desktop

and

those who organize files into folders