Two Kinds of People

Exploring humanity's endless dualities, one saying at a time

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I believe there are only two types of computers

Those who work

and those who do what they want

In life, you'll meet two types of Couches

Those who Suck you in comfortably

and those who Reject you entirely

In life, you'll meet two types of People

Those who put milk in first then cereal

and those who put cereal in first then milk

I believe there are only two types of People

Those who use dark mode

and those who use light mode

Things fall into two categories: People

Those who save everything to their desktop

and those who organize files into folders

The world is split between two kinds of People

Those who make their bed every single morning

and those who only make it when guests come to visit