The world is split between two kinds of

People

Those who make their bed every single morning

and

those who only make it when guests come to visit

In the world, there are only two kinds of...

People

Those who read the instructions first

and

those who figure it out as they go

In life, you'll meet two types of...

People

Those who reply to emails immediately

and

those who let their inbox fill with hundreds of unread messages

I believe there are only two types of

People

Those who plan their vacations down to the hour

and

those who wing it completely

Things fall into two categories:

People

Those who keep their gas tank above half

and

those who drive until the warning light comes on

The world is split between two kinds of

People

Those who arrive 15 minutes early

and

those who rush in 5 minutes late